Q: Do you take same-day appointments?

A: Yes, sometimes! You can email me to see if I'm around. 

Q: Are you discreet with my personal information?

A: Yes. I take client confidentiality very seriously. I will never talk about you with anyone. Things you tell me about your background, family, work etc. are kept in strict confidence. I bury all secrets behind lock and key in the attic of my soul. Client confidentiality is sacred to me and I will never expose my clients for any amount of money. If there ever is a reward for info on you, rest assured I am never coming forward to claim it, whatever it is they are offering. The clients mentioned in my blog have given me their permission to be written about.

Q: Do you delete my personal information?

A: Yes. I will delete your personal info after our meeting. I use a burner email for screening. I get new burner email accounts on a regular basis. 

Q: Can you send face pic?

A: Never.

Q: What services are available? What are you comfortable with?

A: When people ask me these kinds of questions I cut off contact right away. 

Q: Can I list you as my reference after our meeting?

A: Yes! Make sure you give me her email address so I know her email is coming. Emails from unknown senders are presumed to be from your wife or girlfriend looking for evidence to be used against you. I will not reply to unknown senders.

Q: How often and for how long can I list you as my reference after our meeting?

A: It depends on your screening method. If you screen with your real name/personal info: forever. If you screen with P411 AND you agree not to ask me for the "okay" in the P411 system: forever. All other screening methods: 6 months or 3 times, whichever comes first.

Q: Are you P411-verified? Do you give P411 okays?

Yes, my membership ID is P240456. I will give you a P411 "okay" if you request it after our meeting but I prefer not to. I don't like having permanent proof on file that I know you. It makes me paranoid. As an incentive, I offer unlimited reference help, forever, to P411 members who agree not to ask me for the "okay" after our meeting.